Too Much Left 4 Dead

You Know You Play L4D Too much When...

1. You look at people who walk by and start mentally labeling them by what special infected they're likely to be. "Hunter, Hunter, Smoker,...ooh a Spitter!"

2. You see a girl on her knees, her hair in her face, making sounds and you have you literally use all of your strength not to point and shout "Witch!" because no one would get it.

3. You play the music files and get twitchy when you reach the Tank one.

4. You wish you could hack into a store's music system and play said Tank music, shouting out "Taaaaank!" to see how many people would react.

5. You look at medkits in your sporting goods/camping store, hoping to find one that looks like the in-game one.

6. You own several bottles of Target brand Ibuprofen just because of the label.

7. Every time you take any kind of pill, from something for a headache to a vitamin, you say to yourself, "Grabbin' Peelz."

8. You didn't used to dream about the zombie apocalypse, but you do now.

9. You often mention " 'Ficial Instructions."

10. You're in a hurry and you say to your brother, "We gonna put up tents and shit, or keep movin'?"